7/31
2009
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Another WTF…
A friend of mine explicitly states on his Adam4Adam profile that he’s not looking for anyone over the age of 33, and also adds “no smiles [a smile is just a notification you get when someone likes your profile, not an actual e-mail], or ‘sup bro’s. send a REAL MESSAGE.” He recently got a smile from a 37 year old “who dresses like Jessie Spano.”
The text of the guy’s profile read:
I’m looking for men 35yr and under for relatioship or sex. I love men in the closet that are not fem. I do want to make some good friends in buffalo. If you do drugs or lie about yourself dont contact me. I’m a private man and love good dinners at home and movies. I do travel to New England often but my home is in buffalo. I do love cooking, music, art and travel. Im looking for a lover and a relationship that deals with love and growth. I only had 1 lover for 4yrs. we broke up in 1996 because we needed to grow on our own.
First of all, that last part is just WAY TMI. I don’t need to know about how or why you broke up with your lover, which happened while I was still in junior high.
I’m not sure which was worse though, his profile text or his user picture, which looked like his testicles had elephantitis (NSFW): http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2656/3775573008_9e9198c489_o.jpg
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Are people really this stupid?
Today there was this guy babbling all this nonsense, on and on and on in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom. I wonder, are people really this stupid? Or is this some ironic online persona he’s created for himself? Maybe it’s something clever he’s trying to do? And he’s really an intelligent and interesting person. No one can be this dumb. Yeah, it’s got to be some social experiment or something!
gaysunshineman: walk into a gay party….guy says you have nice hair….you excuse yourself to use the menrooms. When you leave that same guy says to the others, ;did you see his hair? How lame…other guys say I know.”
gaysunshineman: this all reminds me as to why I don’t go out much any more
gaysunshineman: since coming to LA
gaysunshineman: what is funny is guys online reject me and call me names…but I use to work in the culver center in culver city…………..I get carded when I buy drinks at 36……….and told I look young and better then my pics.I can’t be that uglyA gay party, eh?
And then minutes later…gaysunshineman: err
gaysunshineman: do all latinos have tempers?
gaysunshineman: my BF just punched me
Seraphita: They’re very passionate
gaysunshineman: my bf says he likes me
gaysunshineman: but he punched me
gaysunshineman: and then always gets mad at me
gaysunshineman: i have tried so fucking hard to be the best BF i can
gaysunshineman: now I need a place to live.my BF asking me to leave
gaysunshineman: later guys
Later!Nah, he’s just an idiot. I wish I could say he’s the exception, not the rule on that website (or really, any gay dating/social/hookup website), but this is pretty normal.
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Closing time…
machito23_08: hi evreybody looking for a cute guy in la this is my last night!
-From the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
Me: last call for herpes!
7/29
2009
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Can I get fries with that?
scentedthroatloaves: I just close my eyes….spread his ass wide as he aims and grunts his hot fragrant love log into my face…take some time to sniff it over like its a cigar…..then slowly suck it….savoring its juices and flavors
scentedthroatloaves: sometimes I like to break off a small piece…mix it with loads of saliva to break it down…then swap the stinking love fluid back and forth with him while french kissing
scentedthroatloaves: let me know-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
7/22
2009
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My name is Harvey Milk and I’m here to rim you…
I found this great picture on Adam4Adam last night:
7/15
2009
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I’m a little teapot!
There are just no words for today’s picture which was found by a reader on dudesnude.com. So I’ll just let it speak for itself:
7/4
2009
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O-oh say can you see…
In honor of our nation’s independence, I’d like to present this picture from Adam4Adam. Guys cruising for sex online that are in the closet use interesting ways to cover their faces in their pictures, but this is by far the most patriotic I’ve seen…
6/28
2009
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Feets don’t fail me now!
So when I signed up for an account on gay.com and had to choose a username, I was listening to a Kate Bush song and just randomly selected a line from it as my name. The line mentions feet, and I wasn’t really thinking at the time that guys would think it had to do with a foot fetish. Nowhere in my profile do I mention digging feet or have any pictures that even show a toe. Even still, I get odd propositions all the time from people who are into feet, and I just explain to them it’s only a song lyric. I decided to take a different tact today…
stiff4feet: i’d love to eat those feet!
Me: i’m an amputee :(
Me: i lost my legs (below the knees) in a car accidentI don’t know why he blocked me after that!
6/27
2009
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High on a hill was a lonely goat… bottom?!
twinkNjockseeker2: any goat bottoms?
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
Anyone know what he’s talking about?!
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I’m sorry, but can you be a little more specific please?
HairyNiceGuySexyArtistWriter: greetings from Los Feliz
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom