July 2009
7 posts
Another WTF...
A friend of mine explicitly states on his Adam4Adam profile that he’s not looking for anyone over the age of 33, and also adds “no smiles [a smile is just a notification you get when someone likes your profile, not an actual e-mail], or ‘sup bro’s. send a REAL MESSAGE.” He recently got a smile from a 37 year old “who dresses like Jessie Spano.”
The text...
Are people really this stupid?
Today there was this guy babbling all this nonsense, on and on and on in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom. I wonder, are people really this stupid? Or is this some ironic online persona he’s created for himself? Maybe it’s something clever he’s trying to do? And he’s really an intelligent and interesting person. No one can be this dumb. Yeah, it’s got to be some...
Closing time...
machito23_08: hi evreybody looking for a cute guy in la this is my last night! Me: last call for herpes!
-From the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
Can I get fries with that?
scentedthroatloaves: I just close my eyes….spread his ass wide as he aims and grunts his hot fragrant love log into my face…take some time to sniff it over like its a cigar…..then slowly suck it….savoring its juices and flavors scentedthroatloaves: sometimes I like to break off a small piece…mix it with loads of saliva to break it down…then swap the stinking...
My name is Harvey Milk and I'm here to rim you...
I found this great picture on Adam4Adam last night:
I'm a little teapot!
There are just no words for today’s picture which was found by a reader on dudesnude.com. So I’ll just let it speak for itself:
O-oh say can you see...
In honor of our nation’s independence, I’d like to present this picture from Adam4Adam. Guys cruising for sex online that are in the closet use interesting ways to cover their faces in their pictures, but this is by far the most patriotic I’ve seen…
June 2009
18 posts
Feets don't fail me now!
So when I signed up for an account on gay.com and had to choose a username, I was listening to a Kate Bush song and just randomly selected a line from it as my name. The line mentions feet, and I wasn’t really thinking at the time that guys would think it had to do with a foot fetish. Nowhere in my profile do I mention digging feet or have any pictures that even show a toe. Even still, I get...
High on a hill was a lonely goat... bottom?!
twinkNjockseeker2: any goat bottoms?
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
Anyone know what he’s talking about?!
I'm sorry, but can you be a little more specific...
HairyNiceGuySexyArtistWriter: greetings from Los Feliz
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
Oh hai! I needz halp!
Today’s photo comes to us from Adam4Adam.com. There’s nothing wrong with the guy, but… this poor cat!:
Got gum?
lcnlw: fit althetic gwm 44, 5’11, 190, wrk out, swimmer. Lkg for dentured guy, Latin or Azn a plus. Pvt OK
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
There was some confusion between me and my friends about what he meant, but turns out he probably wants the guy to take OUT the dentures so he can gum him.
It's not so much the message, but the messenger...
Sent by reader Brad. Some guy was looking for tips on his first bottoming experience and was asking for advice.
iviarcopolo: im tryin to find some on e that will help me out 2night for the 1st time (not kidding) iviarcopolo: ive tryed a dildo and it fells good iviarcopolo: you know how nerves i was to come in this chat room iviarcopolo: if any one wanna shom me the ropes 2night check my myspace...
Not quite the Cleavers... or the Conners
yngblkmast4whtboi: Looking to talk to doms/masters about being in a master/slave family.. Subs/slaves details in profile.. Read profile befor you pvt…
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
This was found by reader Robert and ripped from the pages of gay.com!
A profile read:
Im tall, large and horny as fuck… When Im on this site I’m usually wearing a dirty jock that is my favorite to jack in, Used to be white, now its more mustard colored.
I think that qualifies as TMI.
Good thing he’s not dating that crazy mustard phobia lady from the Maury Povich show:...
What's a girl to do?
This one’s a head scratcher! Yanked from an Adam4Adam profile:
goodlooking guy with his shit together…open to all…hit me up. only into white/latino unlock your pic/must have face pic im not into smokers please be on the athletic side perfer masculine guys more top then bottom but only cause im picky ;)
Maybe he needs to proofread that first line a little more carefully.
"I shoulda used Preparation H!"
Against better judgement, I replied to a guy who messaged me on gay.com with the username hotboi10021. Boi. Ugh. Two minutes into the conversation, he asks me if I’m a bottom. I decline to answer and he replies with a “kewl.” Then he asks if I’m single and I tell him I am.
hotboi10021: it sux being single
I probably should have just ended the conversation then and...
Step 1: Open mouth wide...
jude1984: GUYS I NEED TO BE GAY, PLEASE ANY TIPS WOULD BE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
You're the one for me, fatty*
rape_me_so_good: stocky white bitch boy here with a BIG breedable ass Me: doesn’t stocky IMPLY big already?
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
*Thank you, Mr. Morrissey
Down periscope!
HungryCub4u: ANY NASTY SUBS NEAR LONG BEACH
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
It’s near Long Beach, but I don’t think this is what he had in mind:
I'm right on top of that Rose!
This entry comes to us from Brad:
fragrantmouthcandi: Looking for an obese unshowered elderly gentleman to vomit into my lap…..then squat over my face and dangle a hot,thick,peanutty loaf I can deepthroat,savor,chew then eat while jerking off fragrantmouthcandi: let me know
-overheard in the Buffalo, NY gay.com chatroom
When you’re sittin’ in your Chevy and your pants...
This one comes to us from Adam4Adam.com.
Nowhere in this guy’s profile did it say he was into scat (when you’re into poop during sex), but he had this picture up (I can’t post it on tumblr, but the link will take you to it). By the way, this picture is not safe for work (or life).
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2120/3620225431_fbc880de6b_o.jpg
I’ve been wondering- do you...
At least it was a fruit pie...
This was posted in a chatroom on gay.com a few days ago:
abspecspies: so anyone in here like to star in a slapstick pie in the face fetish video?
Curious, I sent him an instant mesage asking for the details.
Me: what are the details behind this pie in the face video? what would one have to do? abspecspies: we throw cakes as well abspecspies: you would be in a scene with aanother guy and you...
Philadelphia Cream Cheese reaches out to Golden...
lakersfan24: anyone else in here at work? lakersfan24: i work for Philadelphia Cream Cheese, any cheesecake fans in here? lakersfan24: no lie lakersfan24: u heard of the 1/3 less fat Philly? lakersfan24: lol lakersfan24: if u need some snack ideas and some really great recipes, lemme know
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom
Who wants Chinese?
heiman7288: who need suck asian 18 to 30 heiman7288: who asian want suck heiman7288: who want suck for asian heiman7288: want suck who is asian heiman7288: hello anyone want sucj heiman7288: who is asian heiman7288: look for Asiantop to white bottom fuck sex 36 yrs me
-overheard in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom