Gay Dot Com Theatre

Online dating can be a perilous journey. Over the last couple of years, I've been dumbfounded at the way some guys will talk to a total stranger. Call it hormones run amok, call it lack of common sense, call it rudeness, call it whatever you want- it can be fucking hilarious!

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7/31
2009

  • Are people really this stupid?

    Today there was this guy babbling all this nonsense, on and on and on in the Los Angeles gay.com chatroom. I wonder, are people really this stupid? Or is this some ironic online persona he’s created for himself? Maybe it’s something clever he’s trying to do? And he’s really an intelligent and interesting person. No one can be this dumb. Yeah, it’s got to be some social experiment or something!

    gaysunshineman: walk into a gay party….guy says you have nice hair….you excuse yourself to use the menrooms. When you leave that same guy says to the others, ;did you see his hair? How lame…other guys say I know.”
    gaysunshineman:     this all reminds me as to why I don’t go out much any more
    gaysunshineman:     since coming to LA
    gaysunshineman: what is funny is guys online reject me and call me names…but I use to work in the culver center in culver city…………..I get carded when I buy drinks at 36……….and told I look young and better then my pics.I can’t be that ugly

    A gay party, eh?


    And then minutes later…

    gaysunshineman: err
    gaysunshineman:     do all latinos have tempers?
    gaysunshineman:     my BF just punched me
    Seraphita:     They’re very passionate
    gaysunshineman:     my bf says he likes me
    gaysunshineman:     but he punched me
    gaysunshineman:     and then always gets mad at me
    gaysunshineman: i have tried so fucking hard to be the best BF i can
    gaysunshineman:     now I need a place to live.my BF asking me to leave
    gaysunshineman: later guys


    Later!

    Nah, he’s just an idiot. I wish I could say he’s the exception, not the rule on that website (or really, any gay dating/social/hookup website), but this is pretty normal.

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